Goddess of the moon

I haven’t been tent camping in several years.  So I decided to experience the journey once again.  Certain aspects of camping have faded from my memory.  How soon we forget stuff.

Like

1. the actual size of a pup tent

2. sand is hard

3. sand is cold

4.hard, cold sand is not fun to sleep on

5. sharing one sleeping bag with another warm & gassy body

6. rough heels making contact with a nylon sleeping bag

7. sleeping in sweats

8. sparks from the campfire hitting the pup tent

9. sand inside the sleeping bag

10. zippers stuck

11. tent stakes protruding 3 inches from the hard, cold sand

12. ropes attached to the tent stakes protruding from the hard, cold sand

13. chips left on the picnic table

14. raccoons

15. flashlights (2) with dead batteries

16. temperatures dropping

17. lost key to the locked restroom

18. damp matches

19. finding a secluded bush at 3am

20. morning dew on a nylon pup tent

21. hot coffee

22. ice in the cooler - now water

Things about tent camping I dislike!

People camping (HA) in a climate controlled 30 foot RV powered by a 100 watt generator with a king size bed encased in 600 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets, fleece blankets, an unlocked bathroom,toilet tissue, heated floors, microwave, plasma T.V., chips in a sealed container, automatic levelers, electricity, ice maker and hot coffee in porcelain cups.