Running scared
November 2nd, 2007I’m vulnerable and have crumbled to the pressure of mass marketing. I bought a fancy pair of running shoes. I had noticed so many terrific runners wearing them so I took the plunge. I wanted to look kool, sporty and knowledgeable. I wanted to be on that cutting edge. Do I run? No, never have and probably never will. My justification for the purchase is that they were on the clearance rack. How could I pass by such a bargain? And they are so very comfortable. So I become a little uncomfortable when comments are made about my sporty new footwear.
“Oh, you’re a runner?”
I squirm with anxious concern. “No,” slips from my lips with a quiet remorse. I look down at my shoes and then flash a half smile at the commenter. I go full charge ahead into my defensive mode. Also I would be mortified to admit I have fallen prey to pressure, hype and fashion status statements.
I describe my recent foot surgery and the ongoing recovery. And I go into specific detail about the comfort factor of these fine shoes. I tell them that next to chocolate these babies rock. I don’t mention the sale factor. I think I almost have ESP because I can hear their thoughts. They think I may run again after I have recuperated from my surgical procedure. And then their mind swirls around the possibility I received this injury from my extensive running schedule. My smile becomes the rising sun of facial expressions. I prance off in my shoes with just a slight limp. I turn around to see if they are observing my departure. They are no where in sight, probably looking for a shoe store.